Things my boys are teaching me and some of their interesting questions

IH: Mom did you know that you can tell things about dinosaurs from their poop? I wonder if we can do that with the dogs?

CA: You know Mom, I'm getting older and need more space to figure things out.

CA: Mom, with great power comes great responsibility, that's why I should have great power because I would be responsible with it, like help save people from bad guys.

IH: Mom, did you know that I'm growing and need lots of food?  Can I have two cookies?

IH: Mom, the tooth fairy is a pretty nice lady.  I'm going to try to meet her this time.  She gives money for teeth.  Does anyone else do that?

IH: Mom, did you know that George (our very large golden lab) is getting his summer coat?  We need to help him get his winter coat off.

IH: Mom, the cat does not like to have her face squished.  Yeah, that's why I have a scratch.

CA: You know Mom one day I'm going to be an irritating teenager.

CA: Consequences? I know, I know, I won't have them if I listen better.

IH: Tomorrow?  It will take 100 hours for tomorrow to come!

IH: Look Mom, I have a six pack, CA has a four pack.  Do you have a pack?