Possible Script

So as you know my boys are Superheros and are continually righting the wrongs in this world.  I was thinking that it may be interesting to put together a script of what their comic book would be.  For this to work you will have to bring your imagination to the table since I did not inherit the artistic gene from any of my fabulous family that are so artistically creative.  Ok, I can't draw, I mean at all.  So I'm going to try to paint you a backdrop with words.

The comic book centers around Captain America and the Incredible Hulk.  They are the ultimate superheros.  Their world is full of turmoil.  Aliens are continually invading and wars break out at every turn.  Although the sun may be shining, it is a chaotic world that they live in.  Their massive muscular bodies can handle any foe and they have the ability to turn any common object into the exact weapon or vehicle they need to defeat their foes.   Since the combat zone is riddled with explosions, they have to yell at the top of their lungs to communicate.  Let's focus in on their epic heroism in action...

Captain America: "Hulk we need to move quickly.  There is no time to waste.  Aliens have landed in the tree and we need to attack now!"
Hulk: "Ok, let's take our rocket blaster.  It has fifty hundred missiles attached and it will explode their heads!"
CA: "Good, you push me because I'm the leader"
Hulk: "I pushed you last time!"
CA: "I'm the only one who has the missile launcher code!"
Hulk: "I don't need the codes, I can smash their heads in!"
CA: "Ok, I'll push, but then you have to hold all my weapons"
Hulk: "Let's grab that trailer and attach it to our rocket blaster, it can hold all the weapons"
CA: "How will it stay attached to the rocket blaster?"
Hulk: "I'll hold onto it as you're pushing."
CA: "The aliens are attacking, run and grab my weapons!"
Hulk: "I think water will defeat them, let's get the hose!"
CA: "Mom said we can't use the hose!"
Hulk: "but we have to defeat the aliens, come to this side of the house, she can't see us!"
CA: "Quick run, Mom's coming and the aliens are right beside her!" "Mom, it was Hulk's idea!"
Hulk: "Mom, I needed to wash poop off my foot, and the aliens were coming that's how I got all wet!"
CA: "Run, run, run!!!"
This is a momentary pause in the action where Hulk's pants are changed due to being drenched and the fact that it is 45 degrees outside.  Although Hulk can defeat anyone, getting a cold is still possible.  Since Mom threatened timeout, defeating the aliens with water is not an option at the moment.  Back to the action...
Hulk: "Captain America, those aliens are still in the tree.  Get the rocket blaster ship, We need to climb on it to reach those aliens."
CA: "I don't like to be up that high, you know I'm afraid of heights."
Hulk: "It's ok CA, I'll help you.  When I was little I was afraid too!"
CA: "I"m not little, I'm just afraid of heights!"
Hulk: "I'll get something that will help us not fall out of the tree.  Mom, where's the tape?"
CA: "You go first, I have your back"
Hulk: "All you have to do is swing from this limb, jump up to this one, and OOOWWW!  Don't go that way, there's a big man-eating trilobite that will attack you.  See it just scraped skin off my leg!"
CA: "OOOHHH, you have blood coming out!  Quick you could die if you don't get a bandaid!"
Hulk: "No, no, no it's ok.  Just a little blood.  Quick use your rockets the aliens are trying to grab my hand.  I'm going to fall out of the tree!"
CA: "I got the aliens!  YEESSS, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING 'BOUT!!!"  "Mom, Hulk fell out of the tree!!"
 And so the superheros, Captain America and Incredible Hulk, have once again defeated those foul smelling, slime breathing villians we call aliens.  Be sure to look for the next story that has our heros defeating those villians known as, Fairy Princesses.


So that's a short excerpt of their comic book series.  I'm never short on breathless fighting and overlooking the precipice of pending doom.  It's really quite exciting and I'm always wondering what sort of epic journey the backyard will become.