Kid Excerpts

Another excerpt from my superheros...

Hulk and Captain America are traveling together after a long hard day of saving the world.  They have been weakened by the toll of saving the day and their abilities to maintain their composure is waning...

Hulk: Give it back!
Captain America: How do you know it's yours?  It doesn't have your name on it.
Hulk: You KNOW it's mine.  I found it walking home from scho..I mean coming back from my important mission!
Captain America: If you catch it you can have it...

WHIP...SMAACK

Hulk:AHHHHHHHHH! You horrible person, I never want you in my life!  Why are you even ALIVE!
Captain America: OOOhhh, I didn't know it would hurt you!  AHHHHHHHH, why did you bite me?????? You have gone too far, I will give you the beating of your life!
Mom: (while driving) There will be consequences if I don't hear some apologies right NOW?

Mom's super sonic yell has made Hulk and Captain America realize their error.  For now the tempers have been neutralized by fear of impending doom.

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An interesting conversation after coloring Easter eggs.... 

Hulk: I want to keep these forever.  I think they look so pretty.
Mom: Sorry buddy they can't be kept forever, we will need to eat them so they don't go bad.
Hulk: Why would they go bad, you cooked them?
Mom: Well even when stuff gets cooked eventually bacteria grows and makes it rotten.
Hulk: I'll just keep one, okay?
Mom: I'm sorry kiddo we have to either eat them or throw them away, I'd rather eat your wonderful creations.  We'll be sure to take a picture.
Hulk: I know! We can carefully scrape out the egg on the inside and I can keep the shell!
Mom: I'm sorry kiddo but that would only work if it was raw.
Hulk: Then why did you cook it??!!

Hmmmm...yeah why did I cook it and then do something where he has to destroy his passionate, thoughtful, creative artwork?

Mom: How about next year we try taking out the raw egg first and then coloring the eggs shells?
Hulk: Ooookaaay.

Whew....dodged the bullet until next year.  I'll have to do some practicing on getting raw egg out of an eggshell - I know it can be done, but do I really have the patience?  We'll see NEXT year HAHAHAHAHAHAH! (that's my "what in the world did I do to myself for next year laugh" which I know because I may have done this to myself before - awesome Christmas lights next year anyone?)

Hulk: I don't think we have to wait for Easter to come again to dye eggs.
Mom: thinking: CRAP! this kid is too smart - says - Hmmmm?